You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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