He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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