my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
you traded sex for a burrito?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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