At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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