ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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