Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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