he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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