...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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