Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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