Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Small penises have feelings too.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
honey bunches of taint.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
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