omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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