Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize
