I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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