Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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