It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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