Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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