Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Randomize
