she was so not down for the gang bang
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
cat food counts as protein by the way
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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