So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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