I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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