hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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