Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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