he wants to bone in the snuggie
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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