I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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