I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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