Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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