just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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