Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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