She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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