I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
dude. I can hear the air.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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