I wannas sexs uuuuu
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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