What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
