Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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