So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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