yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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