i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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