If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
