I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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