Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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