I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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