I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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