Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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