totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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