I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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