Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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