The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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