She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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