He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
We named our party play list daddy issues
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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