they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
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