just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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